so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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