I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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