I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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