if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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