discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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