with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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