I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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