D3 body, D1 cock
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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