Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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