what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
God, I missed his penis.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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