PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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