HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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