Nicole vs. Life
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You are a genius and a whore.
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