Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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