Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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