Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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