I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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