real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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