ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize