so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
