it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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