Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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