TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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