New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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