I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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