I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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