I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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