remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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