so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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