It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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