Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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