Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
