On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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