You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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