He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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