her vagine was all disorganized.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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