i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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