Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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