using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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