I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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