I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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