school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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