She said her name was "party"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You've changed since you got that strap on
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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