well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There's always time for handjobs
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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