He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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