So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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