I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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