I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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