on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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