Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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