i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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