Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
