I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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