Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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