so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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